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#TNLIST: 14 Valuable Things You Can Buy Instead Of The iPhone 7

The world’s most sought after smartphone has been announced and will be available for sale very soon.

But are you about to spend N400,000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead? beside london used go soon come for half the price.. just wait for six month.

1. Start a Phone business

You go do show glass get small space for computer village and 20 andriod london use phone

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2. One And Half Years’ Rent In Egbeda With borehole and mai-guard

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3. One Plot Of Land In Ikorodu With omo onile settlement

Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road.. sell it back in two years for 1.2million

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4. Two Plots Of Land In Ekiti

Where stomach infrastructure is a government agenda

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5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy

Say goodbye to the danfo lifestyle

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6. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months(2YEARS & 4months)

Premium PVR sef, you’re covered

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7. Weekend in Dubai
dubia balling!!

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8. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol

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9. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer

enough shayo

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10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost

you go open boutique

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11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates

Oya turn up! Belle go full

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12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz’s Barber

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13. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel

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14. 4 pieces of London used iPhone 6s

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1O THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IF ZUKERBERG VISITED NIGERIA DURING JONATHAN’S ADMINISTRATION

This is a hilarious piece about the recent visit of Facebook billionaire founder, Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria to introduce the Facebook proposed internet programme.

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A Nigerian writer, Destiny Young has mocked the former administration of former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan on the steps the leadership could have taken had Mark Zuckerberg visited Nigeria during his tenure in office.
 
Read the hilarious piece below:1. The presidency will set up a committee to welcome him.

2. The national assembly joint committee on information technology will also be at the airports to welcome him.

3. There will be traffic everywhere both in Lagos and in FCT.

4. He will be heavily guarded by soldiers, police and DSS.

5. Youths will wear t-shirts with his images, Women will also tie wrapper bearing his images.

6. Pages of newspapers as well as national TV will have facilitation messages welcoming him.

7. Public holiday Will be declared to welcome him properly.

8. #2.1 billion will be released by Dasuki, on order of the presidency, to various groups for logistics and feeding during the visit.

9. Gov. Akpabio (the uncommon transformer) will lobby to have him in Akwa Ibom state.

10. In Akwa ibom, the following will take place;

(a) A visit to the tropicana

(b) A visit to e-library

(c) A visit to underground pipe-jacking drainage (with electricity generating turbine) first in sub-sahara Africa.

(d) A reception ceremony at the state banquet hall later in the evening.

(e) At the reception, he will be entertained to jokes by SirJames, Basket mouth, Klink de drunk, Elenu, Brass band 999 mass choir will not be left out…….etc.

(f) ……and first class private jet will be hiredby the state govt. to fly Mark back to Abuja.

Mark, sorry you came late. lol…

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LOL!! WE PRESENT TO YOU PETER GAGA! – PETER OF PSQUARE

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peter-NL2THIS IS SIMPLY CRAZY!! LOL